Froggy Funnies

Q. How deep is a frog pond.
A. Kneedeep, kneedeep

Q. How many frogs would fit in your glass of water?
A. Toadily too many.

Q. Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
A. It jumped to the wrong conclusions.

Q. On what planet would a space frog live?
A. Plutoad.

Q. What do frogs play at recess?
A. Jumping jacks and leapfrog.

Q. What do you get if you cross a frog and a french fry?
A. A Potatoad.

Q. What is a frog's favorite snack?
A. Cheese and croakers.

Q. What do you call a young punk frog?
A. A radpole

Q. Why are frogs good at baseball?
A. Because they catch a lot of fly balls.

Q. What is a frog's favorite cheer?
A. Hop-hop-hooray!

Q. Why couldn't the snake talk?
A. He had a frog in his throat.

Q. What is a snake's favorite weather?
A. Cool and froggy.

Q. What do frog's say after telling a joke?
A. Git-it git-it