role of real ale in diving

heres a tip drink real ale and soon all your friends will dis own you

it does nt have one ........end of.........

Big Rob, we all seek to develop our diving skills and also to aquire a taste for superior beverages - this is simply part of your professional development as a dive educator. The process involves weening you off the chemical 'pop' that unfortunately graces most public houses and ensuring that you are exposed to the wonders of proper beer! May I suggest a visit to Acorn brewery and exposure to Frog Hop on 17th April, as an excellent introduction to 'Technical Drinking'!

may i take this opportunity to sugest a few things that would probably improve the acorn brewery like a fire ...flood or some other premises wrecking disaster that would stop the distribution of this god awfull mind wrecking yukky stuff i suppose were not to far away from folk singing tuesday nights in the galway arms or skittles and dare i say morris dancing ,.....nooooooooooooo.......we need to move on embrace a more sophis
ticated technically tasting beer and resign real ale to were it belongs down the drain of history ........................morris dancing probably suit you y great ginger wazzack ........

Thanks Big Rob, I take it that you are happy to stick with your "Tom Jones" jacket and no longer require a Val Doonican jumper as part of your intro to Real Ale. I undertand your concerns about the fact that you may actually taste something and also the anxiety of feeling unable to cope with real beer - in any event, it may be a little too STRONG for you. It really all comes down to the fact that roughty toughty divers drink real ale .... but Big Girls Blouses (aka Jessie) stick to 'pop'

(PS - I'll buy you a Snowball on Tuesday night!)

I'll get the Advocaat and cherries in for tues night ! . . . . .

Thanks Tony - that will suit the Big Jessie down to the ground. Have you seen his comments regarding female divers under the "General" section? Perhaps you can point him in the direction of a nice nail boutique!

Got a mate who works down the Builders Center, could maybe help him out.
Not much of a boutique though. Prap's he just better off sticking to gastro beer,
leaving the men's beer to the men !

this is all gonna end up with bells on your ankles and rocking chairs secretly i think you to girlies are into this morris dancing folk singing real ale drinking cultural disaster your just scared to come out the closet with it dont worry about it ill still talk to you both [NOT] and as for that tea spoon full of real ale that ended up in my precious john smiths on sunday night god i was poorly monday morning and it was that that did it without a shadow of a doubt . i had me smiths spiked ....

Ah ... so you admit that you can't even cope with a teaspoon of real ale. Who is the real Jessie?

has any one else out there got completly banjoed on john smiths and baby sham then woke up next day dressed like a bird and then shown photos of yourself running round your local boozer in stockings and suspenders dancing to my way by sinattra ... phew i have only called in for a couple after work and that happened

My point exactly!

This simply never happens if you stick to real ale ... much safer - like the hair though!