proper puff

as of the 29th of march in the year of 2008 our illustrious instructor mr girly pants nicholls been demoted to padi scuba diver in recognition of astoundingly crap diving practices and possesing a mortal fear of going below six metres then having to have his nappy changed by his long suffering dive buddy dan the man. was it the fact that the site we were diving in didnt have tiles on the bottom of it like worksop swimming pool or maybe it was the fact the dive would take you away from the burger van for more than fifteen minutes and you couldnt bear the thought of going hungry or even could it have been you were heart broken at paying for your last air fill and couldnt bring yourself to eating air that cost you three and half quid or maybe you felt that you had to return to the suface after your three nano second dive to carry on moaning about the price of any thing ....but out of all of this your new rating of twelve metres dan will always be there to hold your hand and put your dummy back in and smear some soothing cream on your nappy rash ..tuck you in at night and read you a bed time story from sport diver what would you do without him ......one thing is dive ......................................p.s were down stoney sat mornin give us a shout if you can make and your dry suit aint chaffing ...........yours truly BIG ROB